IM GOING TO START A MOB

Sorry its been so long im sick. I dont know with what so im going to say scarlet fever. Thats when u get a rash every where, (if you know what i mean) thats a great excuse to touch youself

Mom:Billy what are u doing up there
Billy:nothing mom i just got scarlet fever
Mom:oh okay


Soooo ive decided im going to start a mob. Not the stupid kinds with the bandans and the drugs and the crappy beat up cars that bounce up in down like JigglyPuff of crack.

NO JIGGLY PUFF IM SORRY NOOOO1

(After a quick ass whooping by jigglypuff evil toast returns). Oww where the heck was I. Ohh yeah the mob thingy. Yeah I think id be an awsome mob boss we would where suits and drive ferri's own limo driving monkeys and hang out at hooters. (thats the real happiest place on earth, disney world needs to get more strip clubs is all im saying. That would make my little mermaid not so little any more)

Ohhh Your One to Talk JigglyPuff Your not Even Wearing Pants 

Which brings me to POKEMON!!!!! AWW HELLZ YEAH WHO DOESN'T LIKE POKEMON!!!

I'll tell u who nazi's and terriost don't like pokemon. Now the only problem i have with POKEMON!!!

Is that ash wants to catch all the POKEMON!!! but he only has like 10 of the POKEMON and they make like another hundred every year i mean pick up the pace man grab your balls. get a good firm grip on them and just throw them in the face of them cute little animals fast and hard.

Also in POKEMON there characters are like theirs the rarest pokemon ever then a week later aww never mind thats the rarest POKEMON ever. (every one knows chuck norris is the rarest POKEMON duh.

Then the poor POKEMON live in theese little balls (like justien beibers. And u thought i wouldnt bash justien beiber in this post did ya.) I mean some of theese POKEMON are 3 stories tall and they live in thees ballz. They only get to come out when i want them to kill other POKEMON. Thats slavery and where going to have a POKEMON uprising and all die now.

well thats it for today see you guys soon......Oh no JigglyPuff get back into my ballz this instant ohhh no the pokemon revoultion has begun nooooo...

(the blog ends hear with evil toast getting beaten up by jigglypuff yet agian)

SHEDDING A LITTLE COMEDY ON A HORRIBLE EVENT THAT THREATENS TO KILL US ALL

Soo Yeah its that time of the year when the Groundhog come out and you know the old saying if the Groundhog sees his shadow all hell goes lose in Egypt. (If you think im being harsh on the groundhogs its cause I am. Thoose douche bag gopher wannabees keep giving me more winter dammit.)

Yep I know what your thinking problems in the Middle East who saw that coming. Because you know the Middle East has been totally peacefully. This is if you over look the couple dozen crusades constant war with neighboring countires, and crazy bands of terrorist its perfectly fine. (My favortie crusade was the childrens crusade. The Christians basicley siad "Were losing this war cause we dont have God's favor. I know God likes kids maybe if we send an army of toddlers against the almost endless hordes of Middle Eastern warriors we will surley win this. OMG WE LOST???? YOU MEAN THAT 4 YEAR OLD COULDN'T KILL THE 27 YEAR OLD MAN, BUT THAT WAS SUCH A FOOL PROOF PLAN!!!" 

So the president of Egypt won't step down from his office (also he stopped their internet. Dude no one messes with my farmville. I go Jackie Chan on their asses. >=(  ) so people began protesting and of course the only proper thing for the president to do is send his elite calvary. Thats right i'm talking about sending 5 soilders on camels armed with nothing but sticks to take down thoose 5,000 protesters. (The childrens crusade had a better shot.) Thats a good plan an all...okay actually im going to be honest thats the stupidest plan I've ever heard (and im the master at bad plans surprisingly putting firewroks in you pants will not lauch you into space. But the rockets did hit uranus.) All you did was get thoose five guys beaten to death, phissed off the crowds even more, get made fun of on my blog, and probley scarred thoose poor innocent camals for life. (I like camals they remind me of humping which im trying to make an olympic sport but so far little luck. I have gotten allot of sexual harrashment lawsuits though.)

The UN has advised all americans to evacuate the city. (whats with Egypt and it's Exoduses?)

So there is debate on what form of government will take control. Well the way I see it Egypt was at it's peak when it had a pharaoh. So I think they should kick it old school. Get some half dog half human people running around (don't want to know how that happend.) , get some slaves and get them all killed so you can have a bigger triangle than the guy before you (thats what she said), make some mummy's, ohhh and get your king one of thoose stupid looking goatees then every other country will take you seriously.

P.S sorry this one is soo short (thats what she said) but im tired and the egyptian people I pay to type this thing are all protesting so ill see you next week

Soooo yeah comment follow, go grab a camel star wave a stick and terrozie your neighbors.BYE =P