Mom:Billy what are u doing up there
Billy:nothing mom i just got scarlet fever
Mom:oh okay
Soooo ive decided im going to start a mob. Not the stupid kinds with the bandans and the drugs and the crappy beat up cars that bounce up in down like JigglyPuff of crack.
NO JIGGLY PUFF IM SORRY NOOOO1
(After a quick ass whooping by jigglypuff evil toast returns). Oww where the heck was I. Ohh yeah the mob thingy. Yeah I think id be an awsome mob boss we would where suits and drive ferri's own limo driving monkeys and hang out at hooters. (thats the real happiest place on earth, disney world needs to get more strip clubs is all im saying. That would make my little mermaid not so little any more)
Ohhh Your One to Talk JigglyPuff Your not Even Wearing Pants
Which brings me to POKEMON!!!!! AWW HELLZ YEAH WHO DOESN'T LIKE POKEMON!!!
I'll tell u who nazi's and terriost don't like pokemon. Now the only problem i have with POKEMON!!!
Is that ash wants to catch all the POKEMON!!! but he only has like 10 of the POKEMON and they make like another hundred every year i mean pick up the pace man grab your balls. get a good firm grip on them and just throw them in the face of them cute little animals fast and hard.
Also in POKEMON there characters are like theirs the rarest pokemon ever then a week later aww never mind thats the rarest POKEMON ever. (every one knows chuck norris is the rarest POKEMON duh.
Then the poor POKEMON live in theese little balls (like justien beibers. And u thought i wouldnt bash justien beiber in this post did ya.) I mean some of theese POKEMON are 3 stories tall and they live in thees ballz. They only get to come out when i want them to kill other POKEMON. Thats slavery and where going to have a POKEMON uprising and all die now.
well thats it for today see you guys soon......Oh no JigglyPuff get back into my ballz this instant ohhh no the pokemon revoultion has begun nooooo...
(the blog ends hear with evil toast getting beaten up by jigglypuff yet agian)
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