Soo Yeah its that time of the year when the Groundhog come out and you know the old saying if the Groundhog sees his shadow all hell goes lose in Egypt. (If you think im being harsh on the groundhogs its cause I am. Thoose douche bag gopher wannabees keep giving me more winter dammit.)
Yep I know what your thinking problems in the Middle East who saw that coming. Because you know the Middle East has been totally peacefully. This is if you over look the couple dozen crusades constant war with neighboring countires, and crazy bands of terrorist its perfectly fine. (My favortie crusade was the childrens crusade. The Christians basicley siad "Were losing this war cause we dont have God's favor. I know God likes kids maybe if we send an army of toddlers against the almost endless hordes of Middle Eastern warriors we will surley win this. OMG WE LOST???? YOU MEAN THAT 4 YEAR OLD COULDN'T KILL THE 27 YEAR OLD MAN, BUT THAT WAS SUCH A FOOL PROOF PLAN!!!"
So the president of Egypt won't step down from his office (also he stopped their internet. Dude no one messes with my farmville. I go Jackie Chan on their asses. >=( ) so people began protesting and of course the only proper thing for the president to do is send his elite calvary. Thats right i'm talking about sending 5 soilders on camels armed with nothing but sticks to take down thoose 5,000 protesters. (The childrens crusade had a better shot.) Thats a good plan an all...okay actually im going to be honest thats the stupidest plan I've ever heard (and im the master at bad plans surprisingly putting firewroks in you pants will not lauch you into space. But the rockets did hit uranus.) All you did was get thoose five guys beaten to death, phissed off the crowds even more, get made fun of on my blog, and probley scarred thoose poor innocent camals for life. (I like camals they remind me of humping which im trying to make an olympic sport but so far little luck. I have gotten allot of sexual harrashment lawsuits though.)
The UN has advised all americans to evacuate the city. (whats with Egypt and it's Exoduses?)
So there is debate on what form of government will take control. Well the way I see it Egypt was at it's peak when it had a pharaoh. So I think they should kick it old school. Get some half dog half human people running around (don't want to know how that happend.) , get some slaves and get them all killed so you can have a bigger triangle than the guy before you (thats what she said), make some mummy's, ohhh and get your king one of thoose stupid looking goatees then every other country will take you seriously.
P.S sorry this one is soo short (thats what she said) but im tired and the egyptian people I pay to type this thing are all protesting so ill see you next week
Soooo yeah comment follow, go grab a camel star wave a stick and terrozie your neighbors.BYE =P
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