Now I know what you are all thinking. who let this idiot have a blog? Well the answer is the internet did so ha >=)
Yeah any who why the Chupacabra u ask. Well i was talking to a male mexican underwear model (who are u to judge) so i asked him do u have a bigfoot in Mexico? Well they dont for some reason.(cmon even Canda has a bigfoot) But they do have something so hideous so terryfying that michel jackson looks like a baby angel compared to it. The Chupacarbra (aka The Goat Sucker.........yeah im thinking perverted things right now to) Now the theory of a Chpacarbra is that its a vampire that sucks the blood out of goats or an alien that also sucks the blood out of goats. So pretty much its what happens when ET and Edward Cullen get drunk and have a baby.(Hey it could happen) It has alluded hunters and trappers. Who did mexico hire to kill this thing? Elma Thudd? Its the hideous child of an emo teen vampire and a gay alien doesnt sound to hard to catch??? so yeah thats my 2 cents on something random u know become my follower and we shall rule the world (Well i will but I might send u a gift basket)
Yeah any who why the Chupacabra u ask. Well i was talking to a male mexican underwear model (who are u to judge) so i asked him do u have a bigfoot in Mexico? Well they dont for some reason.(cmon even Canda has a bigfoot) But they do have something so hideous so terryfying that michel jackson looks like a baby angel compared to it. The Chupacarbra (aka The Goat Sucker.........yeah im thinking perverted things right now to) Now the theory of a Chpacarbra is that its a vampire that sucks the blood out of goats or an alien that also sucks the blood out of goats. So pretty much its what happens when ET and Edward Cullen get drunk and have a baby.(Hey it could happen) It has alluded hunters and trappers. Who did mexico hire to kill this thing? Elma Thudd? Its the hideous child of an emo teen vampire and a gay alien doesnt sound to hard to catch??? so yeah thats my 2 cents on something random u know become my follower and we shall rule the world (Well i will but I might send u a gift basket)
I know i am sounding dorky and like a smart allick, but its Elmer Fudd
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