Making the Internet a Filthier Place one Post at a Time & I Talk About the French

Thats Right im back and im full of more weirdness than ever.
Today we are going to talk about the french. Today in my latin class(I hate latin so much its like if hulk hogan put on a metal boot with spikes and repedtly kicked u in the groin right after u just got raped by a porqupine!) r spanish exchange student told us that most countries hate us but France hates us the most
I guess i would be mad to at a country that shaved us in WWI and WWII. Oh wait no i woudlnt id be giving them backrubs and monkeys in sombreoes and a talking lama. I mean cmon Franch ur such push overs i mean seriously u had America, England, and Russia on your side i mean cmon. OHHHH NOOO the very tiny country of germany is coming at us if only we had an army and really powerful allies. WAIT WE DO LETS SURRENDER ANY WAY. seriously at this point u might is well change ur flag from red, white, and blue to just white. OHHHHHH but evil toast the french invented the baget. 2 THINGS!!!! 1. Its just stale bread in the shape of a crescent who the hell wants to eat that!!! 2. Doughnuts are much cooler and we invented thoose or at least stole em from the germans or something.
But Evil Toast they invented the Eiffel Tower. 2 Things. 1. It looks like a ginat dick 2. we have the washington monument that also looks like a dick but is bigger. So ha France we have the bigger dick
But Evil Toast french wasnt always such cry babies what about the France Revolution.
They soooooo ripped that off from our revolution those copycat cheese eating surrendor monkeys
Surly Evil Toast u have something good to say about Franch???
Well yes i do they invented french kissing.........................wait a second now that i think of it thats just a good way to spread herpires.

SO IN CONCLUSION THE FINAL SCORE IS
USA=5000000000000000000
FRANCE= -150

so with that all i have to say is


USA
US500000000000