UGHHHH EXAMNS THEY ARE THE BATMAN TO MY JOKER. THE RUSSIA TO MY AMERICA, THE JUSTIN BEIBER TO MY UMMM.... ME

Well its been forever since I posted. (Almost as long as my.....ear lobes. Yeah thought I was going to say something else didnt you.) Sooooo yeah its that time of the year. Exams. Basiclly we take all we learned during the quarter and make us take a giant test on all of the material that is worth allot of points. OOOOOHHHH Yeah thats a great idea because I failed the test when I only had to study 1 chapter so surley ill do fine when I have to study for 10. (who ever thought of that is the worlds biggest tool and that includes me.)


I had to study for world cultures. Soo basicly I watched 300. The manliest movie of all time.(yep nothing like a group of half naked men thrusting their wood at wave after wave of sweety men.)

For latin i studied by.... ha ha like I studied latin grow up.

For Scriptures I think ill pray to God you know if its for God in some way he has to do it right...right??? He owes me for all my charity work im a donner. Yep a sperm donner. It's like locks of love but funner.

For English Ive tatooed the whole book to my back like in prison break soo im just going to randomly take off my shirt and look at my back with a mirror. (thats almost as good as a plan as the terriost that put a bomb in his underwear and caught on fire. Cmon America how have we not won this war when they are hiring guys like that.)

For science theres no such thing. Science is just witch craft. Like the earth revolves around the sun... yeah right we all no the sun is just an illusion made by china to keep us buying sunglasses. Gravity is a lie the government made to keep us from flying to mars where theres no taxes. Its true ive been their it has rivers of beer and rains strippers covered in chocolate.

Uhhh who the hell needs math its not needed. In the future we wont need math cause we will need to fight of the hords of zombie Kolas from space that have taken over. This all happens after instead of actual making a real science project I just throw the Kolas into space and see what happens. 20 years later when Paris Hilton is president the Kolas come back destroy starbucks (which has made enough money to raise there own army and are the major superpower.) Since im the one who made the Kolas the people of the world put me in a robotic body to defeate the Kolas. Once im done I take over the world with my new robot powers (thats what you get for putting a crazy idiot in a robot.) and make an army of tickle me elmo's. I asked my fortune teller this and she says its true. (ie. science professor.) Heres an artist rendetion.

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So on that note i leave you. p.s I may be expanding to youtube maybe not. So follow me commet it will stop the kola hordes.